Finished Five OOP Khorne Bezerkers

These are the first five models I’ve finished in a long time.  I’ll take better photos tomorrow assuming we get some sunshine here in Vancouver.  I’ve been chipping away at these models the last three or four days.  I’ve finished rewatching every Battlestar Galactica episode and now with these two little time sinks out of the way I can get back to looking for a full time job and volunteering.  I’ve gotten good at volunteering again. Finished four of the bases

I had them mainly finished but extra work needed to be put into the fancy resin bases.  I also needed to do a few minor touch ups and paint the eyes.  I left the skull head assault marines with just black holes for eyes, it looks creepy enough.  Sometimes when you go to do the eyes you screw up the face some, especially if you’ve been sweating and drinking.  Sometimes I leave the eyes until the next morning, but this time I just pushed on.

Almost finished 5 Khorne BezerkersI snapped on last pick to prove they are done and then worked on this here blog update.  There are four more models unpainted and unassembled that constituted part of my proposed Astronomi-con Vancouver army, but I’m not going to work on them.  I have some other models that are unpainted but assembled.  Some of them are even primed.  These models are going to get some attention.  I don’t like leaving things undone.  If I’m going to paint something I’ll take it out of its packaging and work on it, otherwise it can sit in a box until I get around to it.

Finally completed these five models


Test Game of 40K

Regular Vancouver tournament nemesis James Russo called me up the other day.  He has been working on a scenario for Astro Vancouver based around the GW Battleboard and the hill I donated to last year’s Astronomi-con.  He’s dubbed it the battle of Muskie Hill.

We played on Thursday, I had had two job interviews that day, and still ended up unemployed.  So after ditching my suit and since my Nurgle terminators are queued up on the painting table, I decided to finally re-base my old ones on 40mm round bases.  I thought I had enough, but turns out I was three short, the three I used to base the Forgeworld Deathguard Terminators, they should have been on resin bases I guess…  I can’t remember every detail of every modeling project I ever planned out, that’s why you write stuff down. Re-basing old Nurgle Terminators

I decided to use 2 part resin epoxy because gravity would hold the models to their new bigger bases.  However the fancy syringe device I bought to apply the epoxy didn’t work.  The yellow part was two viscous or solid to expel from the tube.  So I ended up with a bit of a mess and sub-optimal mixtures of epoxy resin.  I used a lot of toothpicks to get the other part of the resin mixture out of the syringe and though it took a while, all the bases held together for the trip to James’ house and the entire game.  I also begged three more 40mm round bases off of James while there.

For an army list I decided to use at least one of the new Nurgle Havocs I’d just finished painting and went with my 10 man, Plasma Gun and Autocanon squad that I dreamed up years ago and finally finished painting twins of.  Then I brought my “Longed Four” Havoc squad with four more autocanons and if you hadn’t guessed it, I fielded yet more autocanons with the Nurgle Terminators.  Picking all these squads was easy, and I through in another squad that I’d been dreaming of using since before the latest codex came out, Noisemarines. Ten man strong Nurgle terminator squad

James couldn’t grasp this squad, it is six men, with one single Blastmaster.  It is cheap, fearless, has a heavy weapon, and can move and fire the heavy weapon.  It is going to remain a staple of my army for the year leading up to 2011 Astronomi-con Vancouver.

I needed some HQ so since portability in addition to autocanons and just plain time spent sitting on a shelf were the attributes I picked this army around, I went with two Chaos Sorcerers.  Most people don’t seem to dig on them, but they can be cheap HQs and if they get lucky can do damage with their Force Weapon.  I never get lucky. My new gaming dice

The other thing I got to debut at James’ house was my new dice.  I’m notoriously unlucky, and another regular tournament nemesis is color blind and my old nurgle dice were hard to read.  So I got new ‘toxic green’ dice which I had to wait for them to restock at a store online.  I also got green Bolter and Chainsword dice which proved a lot easier to read than the toxic ones and will be my main gaming dice going forward.  Finally I ordered some special red dice for plasma guns as the one is replaced by a skull signifying you burnt yourself.  It shouldn’t change the odds, but if used consistently can speed up the game.  Big B&C green dice for heavy weapons, little toxic dice for bolters, red dice for plasma guns.  Shooting should be a snap for all.

As I pulled out my miniatures at James’ house, I realized Internet experts will hate this army.  I also broke all my own little rules, that I’ve been following when building armies for tournaments.  I had:

  • No Powerfist
  • No Unit Champions
  • No Lascanon
  • No Vehicles
  • No mobility
  • No dedicated assault squad

My sub-optimal Chaos army

What I had was a bunch of autocanons, a bunch of bolters, a bunch of toughness 5 models and a few initiative 5 models.  I also had a 400+ point squad that was just a collection of figures.  I’d used ten terminators in a squad once before, because it used to be fairly portable, but with the new bigger bases I need to use my biggest miniature case to transport them.  They did well against Rob’s Imperial Guard, but it seems likely they are unlikely to earn their points back, and that they’d ultimately end up under a pie plate or other wonder weapon.

They have one thing going for them, they are a total surprise, no one plans to kill ten toughness 5 terminators.  It just isn’t on people’s radar or playtest list.  I use little kid tactics with them, I walk forward and shoot.  That is all they do until they have to fight in H2H which usually goes pretty well for them, but it is their mobile anti-Infantry firepower that is fun.  They also kill Chimeras pretty well.

I quite liked this army and if the weather improves may take a variation of it to Strategies tomorrow for a little more gaming action.  But right now it is pouring down rain.  This is kinda the army I was thinking of taking to Trumpeters.  I don’t want to have to paint anything special, but I think drop one Nurgle Renegade Squad and a sorcerer, add some Plaguemarines in a rhino and for even less optimal autocanon love, a dreadnought, the Beast Rabaan.  Also based on how the game went, some melta bombs and another Chainfist would be nice.  But I don’t want to paint another terminator, so I may just make the chainfist guy a champion for an extra attack.

Actual Battle Report

How I deployed my forces

James’ mission revolves around taking a flag at the top of a hill.  So it is basically a higher ground or king of the hill type mission.  I’ve played those before but with no APCs and no dedicated assault squads I was in for a bit of a slog.  I was expecting Tyranids so I planned to just blast them with autocanons and then use the termies to contest.  The sorcerers didn’t end up doing much, neither did the Nurgle Renegades, the squads that saved the day were the Noise Marines and their Initiative 5, plus their sorcerer buddy, Lefty with his Initiative 6 and of course the steady diet of 8 autocanon shots the “Longed Four” kicked out every turn.  Terminator armor and cover are all well and fine but I got off 48 shots with autocanons from that squad alone during the course of the game.

James’ army was Codex Marines, I think he called them the Emerald Guard or the Emerald Legion.  They were green and I’d never seen them before.  They were still WIP, but for the most part had a tactical squad, a devastator squad with 4 missile launchers, a terminator squad with cyclone missile launcher, two scout squads, a Librarian in Terminator Armor, a twin-linked Lascanon dreadnought and three landspeeders in a squadron that I never shot at once.

The game went how I expected it.  Both sides advanced most of their army up the hill.  Difficult terrain rolls play a factor, but you can run, if you decide not to try and shoot.  James got a lot of cover saves, me not so many.  Since power armor gives you a 3+ save, often I set up to maximize what I can see and just suck up the incoming fire.  The terminators drew a lot of incoming fire.  James’ dread rolled a lot of ones.  Eventually there was H2H between the surviving three terminators and the dread, plus the Nurgle Sorcerer McFly who was hanging around with them for safety.  He couldn’t hurt the dread, only the Chainfist dude could.  So despite penetrating every round I rolled a 4, then a 3, then a 2 as the game dragged on.

James advances his forces

As alluded to, the Noisemarines without Sonic Blasters walked forward and fired their Blastmaster.  Their sorcerer tried to cast his spell (Doombolt) but was nullified.  Eventually James charged them with his ‘assault’ scouts.  I thought this was a mistake and told him that at Initiative 5, I was going to enjoy going first.  I think he charged in some tactical marines eventually too.  The sorcerer and his Force Weapon which counts as a Power Weapon did his thing.

Hand to hand fighting on the hill top

The two Nurgle Renegade squads didn’t do so much.  One was forced to take point on the assault up the hill and was reduced to one model fairly rapidly.  That model then skulked around for a turn or two before dying.  The other squad fired their autocanon and eventually their plasma gun more and advanced much more slowly.  They eventually ran for it as the game came to a close.

If the game had ended on turn 5, James would have won, but it continued and my Slaneesh Sorcerer was able to defeat his foes and run to within 3 inches of the flag with the consolidation move.  If the game had gone another turn, James had planned to fly the Speeders on top of the flag and their would have also been a Chaos Sorcerer VS Space Marine Librarian hoe down.  I may have also gotten some more guys on top of the hill, or just blasted James off with another volley of Autocanon shots.

The game ends in a tie

There were secondary objectives that I largely ignored.  Also my Havocs took a strength 5 hit from an earthquake or something for not getting on the hill.  They were fine.  It ended up a 7,7 tie as non of James’ carefully chosen secondary objectives and mission penalties applied.

Scoring seven points in an Astro game is pretty damn good. Maybe not good enough if you want to win best general, but seven is well above the average score I usually earn, and with a totally thrown together army too.

Blood for the Blood God!

Or something…  Today is a dull grey day in Vancouver so I didn’t do much, we have seasonal weather disorder up here, that’s a fearsome Nurgle creation that is…  Anyway I finished painting the two Servants of Khorne I was working on prior to Astronomi-con Vancouver 2010.  They were both test models, but now in the spirit of not wasting any work, I’ve penciled them in to my Astronomi-con Vancouver 2011 army.

OOP Plastic Bezerker

The Bezerker is the original plastic Bezerker model.  I’ve had some on sprues for years, I didn’t change it at all, I wanted it stock and simple.  I like how the red came out, better than my Khorne Lord possibly.  The Terminator Lord had so much detail, you had little room to build up armor highlights and there was almost no edge highlighting…  I’m pretty much an edge highlighter when it comes to power armor.

OOP Metal Bloodletter

The Purple Bloodletter is also long OOP.  I may end up using it as just a generic lesser daemon on a round base.  All my other daemons are on square bases, but I’m thinking of doing up a few stray models on round bases, I need to scare up some old pink and blue horrors.  But first I need to get a job.

I’ve been spending my evenings at Bean Around the World again looking at job postings.  Yesterday there weren’t many so I ended up updating my original blog.  Might even go in for the WordPress upgrade I keep considering.

These models are pretty simple, but painted to a high standard, even though I had other more pressing models to get done.  I’ve become a big believer in test models.  I do them a bit different as my test models usually look really good and then I simplify my paint scheme for the actual rank and file.  I even do test models for HQ and major conversions just to make sure I don’t waste more expensive or irreplaceable figures and parts.

Plastic Bezerkers

Now that these two models are out of the way I really am painting three old plastic Gretchin.  They’ll get a decent paint job but I don’t want to spend much time on them.  After that I have more Diseased Sons, three purple Nurgle Renegades and three green Nurgle Terminators, they were made with a Forgeworld bitz so I want them to look good.  I also have to re-base my old terminators on the new 40 mm round bases, that is a project that I’ve been going to do for well over a year…

The three Khorne models I've painted in dark red armor
The three Khorne models I've painted in dark red armor

When I get all that done, my paint queue will be the smallest it has been in years, of course I have lots of models I want or need to paint.  So I will eventually get to doing a squad of Bezerkers, three more Nefarious Fire including a new lord, but also I have 22 terrain tiles to make too by next year’s Astronomi-con.

It is off to the Matte sealing booth err box for these guys.  I’m going to try Testors Dullcoate one of these days…

How’s this for a trench table?

Madscuzzy over at the B&C has built one he built in six large pieces so he has some modularity.  He used a lot of sets of Forgeworld trench inserts similar to what Jason Dyer did a few years back for Astronomi-con.  His table is all done and he’s gaming on it.

Madscuzzy's Trench Table

When I get mine done it will be more modular, but unfortunately I’m doing all my trench lining by hand and I’ve done a lot more texturing of the battlefield.  I’ve gone for a more authentic WW1 look, rather than a pure Sci-fi look of Madscuzzy’s board.  Lets see if I can get some pictures of Dyer Straights and his board onto my blog.

Madscuzzy's Trench Table

The first two images are from the Bolter & Chainsword thread and are copyright Madscuzzy who has an overly fancy website where the 40K section doesn’t work quite right…

Below is a picture of Jason Dyer’s table and the Egyptian table formerly at Checkpoint Charlie’s in North Vancouver and now in the Astronomi-con terrain collection.

Jason Dyer's Trench Table
Jason Dyer's Trench Table

I played on it and that was another of my Astronomi-con armies that finished tied for second or third in appearance.  Yes once again I’m playing James Russo’s tyranids for the hawk-eyed among you.

Gaming terrain formerly at Checkpoint Charlie's
Gaming terrain formerly at Checkpoint Charlie's

Additional Trench Tables

Today someone posted pictures of this trench table done up for the game Warzone by a fella in Switzerland, at least I’m assuming it is a guy. Here is a picture from his photobucket account. I don’t understand why people still use photobucket when Flickr is so very superior…

Remember these models?

Work In Progress Models
Work In Progress Models

Well they are still not finished.  Finishing up all the models on my desk and in my painting queue was another post-Astronomi-con Vancouver goal.  Speaking of Astro Van the official scores were released today.  I finished tied for 2nd in Best Appearance and lost the trophy due to tie breakers.  Apparently no one voted for me for best army, while 3 people voted for Will’s Iron Warriors.  Oh well perhaps if I finish my army before 4AM the day of the tournament…

I’ll have to see about improving my appearance score by one more point, it’ll be tough but not impossible.  Maybe I should join a club and try to get some friends and family votes…  I finished 12th overall which is another personal best, but I think I could have done better in Games 3 and 6, if not winning at least getting a draw.  So the goal for next year is to finish my trench table, try to improve my painting score some how, and to win at least three games, hopefully four.  Given twelve months it might be doable, though it has gotten hot again.

Primed or mostly assembled
Primed or mostly assembled

First thing I need to do is apply for more jobs.  I’m still waiting to hear back from some company that might want me, but I found a few jobs yesterday that I was just too tired or lazy to apply for.  I think I’ll be applying to those this afternoon.  Then this evening back to the painting desk.  I gotta finish the 2nd test bezerker and the purple Bloodletter.  Both are only an hour or so away from being done.  Then I think I might paint some Gretchin…

That’s right three Gretchin have wormed their way into my paint queue and I think I can clear them out pretty quick.  Then there are a bunch of Diseased Sons that I’m going to do to complete certain units for this codex.  A new Chaos Codex would complicate my life but I think it is more than 12 months away, so eventually I’ll be doing Bezerkers, more Chosen, and some giant robots in theory for next year’s Astronomi-con Vancouver.  The Servants of Decay might have to wait another year, as will my orks.  I only paint so fast and the trench table is going to take most of my hobby time I think.

Post-Astronomi-con Vancouver 2010

So tradition dictates that I make a new army list and paint campaign badges on all the models that perticipated in the tournament.  That is finished much earlier than usual.  I uploaded a bunch more pictures to Flickr, I painted all the red diamonds and brass letters in one sitting.  I had a couple beers and my advise is use non-metallic paint for the text and paint your most important models first if you’re drinking.

My future army lists are top secret, I don’t want the riff raff and rivals to have an unfair advantage.  After all it is now a proven fact that the road to Best Overall at Astronomi-con Vancouver goes over my dead body.

Old metal Khorne Bezerkers
Old metal Khorne Bezerkers

Maybe next year I’ll field a more competitive army and be in contention on day two.  You never know I used to be a contender.  In my first GT I got quite a few battle points, I think three wins, a draw, and a loss.  But that was long ago, probably two editions of the game and maybe three of the Chaos Codex.  I’ll be finishing off all the unfinished models on my painting desk and then more Bezerkers so I can use my Blood Slaughterer.  I even sorted through my old metal Berzerker models late last night and chose the four I would do up next.

Thanks again to Jim Bell for getting most of these models for me.

Nick Daniels and Jason Dyer have typed up post-Astronomi-con blog posts and hopefully a few more accounts will appear, maybe from the Americans or Kelownaites or whatever you call people from Kelowna.  I know James Chen took a pile of notes as did Devon when I played him, so perhaps some more battle reports will be forthcoming.  In the mean time you can go re-read mine or just explore Flickr which will hopefully get more pictures from the event.  There was even a videographer present so look for some YouTube videos perhaps.

Favourite Rhino

Renegade With Nurgling For Brain

Bob The Necessary Evil

Favourite Plaguemarine

Blister Packmate

Chaos Renegade Of Tzeentch

Long Hair Leader

Slaneesh Renegade

2010 Astronomi-con Vancouver is Over!

I didn’t win best overall, I did win my first game scoring 12 points which was quite impressive.  Maybe this gave me delusions of grandeur.  What it did was put me at the top of the table so I had to play the really tough armies and generals.  I drew Nick Daniels who promptly stomped me.  Though I did do better than our previous game, at Mini Astro Van.  I got into H2H with my Landraider of Pain and routed much of the Imperial centre.  Then the Ogryns arrived and proceeded to beat up or route my three Chaos HQ choices.

My lascanons totally let me down utterly failing to damage the Leman Russes or even the flyers/skimmers when they arrived.  I got well and truly melted by the melta gun veterans too, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

My Army  on Display at Astro Van 2010

This year’s Astro Vancouver was a big success by all measurements.  Nick Daniels won Best Overall.  Lee won Best General with his Orks.  I finished third for Best Appearence for the second or third time at Astro, but you won’t hear any complaints form me.  There were a lot of tiebreakers involved so some people won unexpected trophies, they weren’t so much upsets but a product of the Astro policy of you can only win one trophy.  Plus the trophies are ranked from Best Overall down to perhaps terrain, Best Terrain was probably the least contested trophy at this year’s Astro Vancouver with only two official entries.

Next year there should be more Best Terrain entries.

Nick's Imperial Guard

This year’s Best Terrain entry went to Duke who also helps out a lot behind the scenes making Astro Vancouver happen.  I’ve forgotten the name of the guy who one Best Army List, um Steve… Franks according to the official results.  He is another Vancouverite, this year the Americans didn’t take home all the best trophies and prizes.  Though Nick thanked at least on American for not coming.  Best Mini went to Matt Lau which was a bit of surprise.  I liked his army and obviously the best model in it was well painted but I suspect Marshall Reeves got a lot of votes here, he got mine.

Fancy Falcons

When Best Appearance was announced and Marshall didn’t win it, that had to be considered an upset.  I believe another fellow from Kelowna won, by the name of Will Hellebrand.  His army was Iron Warriors but he used the Dark Angels codex so he could run an all terminator armoured force.  His display was impressive but there were others that were very deserving of this award.  Astro uses a checklist style appearance judging with Christian and Mike free to add or subtract a couple points based on personal experience or overall effect or whatever.  I had a display this year so I got two more points that way, losing those points hurts you in a very contested category.  Like I said Will had a nice display base, but Marshall thought the Imperial Fists had the nicest display base and they didn’t even finish in the top three…

Death Wing Iron Warriors

I’m not sure of all the tie breakers but tournament attendees get to vote for favorite army and best single mini.  I didn’t finish in the top three for either of these categories.  I think bringing the Diseased Sons or at least Chaos Space Marines three years in a row hurts me some, but I thought my Khorne Lord might have been a contender…  It was a converted Forgeworld model which don’t see very often.  An Avatar of Khaine won best single mini, frickin’ Eldar.

So far, Marshall had no trophies despite painting a sweet all deep striking army.  I put several pictures of it in the Astro Flickr group and I’m sure more pictures of it will appear online eventually.  Best Sportsmen, another very difficult to win trophy at Astro, went to Les from A-Club.  I think the Kelowna Club had the most t-shirts in attendance on day one.  Not everyone is in a club, I’m not.  The guys who play at Trumpeters don’t have shirts but there was 4-5 maybe even six guys who regularly play at the Trumpeter’s club night.  So maybe that was the largest group in attendance.  Da Momma’s Boyz from Idaho actually outnumbered any Vancouver Club in t-shirts worn…  I don’t think they won any trophies this year but I think they finished runner up and won some door prizes.  I didn’t hear anything negative from or about the Americans, well except James Chen.  ;-)

Marshall Reeves' 2010 Astronomi-con Vancouver Army

Best Army which is strictly chosen by the players, went to Marshall.  He must have ranked well if not winning some of the other trophies but this was deemed more prestigious as it is peer chosen.  So it was good all his effort was rewarded with a fancy trophy.  Even better news for Marshall came later when he finished second over all earning the much coveted, by some, invite to the official Games Workshop, North American Grand Tournament in Las Vegas next year.

Astronomi-con Vancouver 2010 Trophies

So Marshall and Nick will be flying the Astro flag or wearing the Astro shirts in addition to their club shirts at Vegas next year, good luck guys.

So how did I do, I’m not sure overall, but I did better than last year, which is what matters.  Here is a mini batrep for each of the six games I played at Astronomi-con Vancouver this year.

Game One: Lost Patrol vs Ryan’s Imperial Guard

Game One Key Turn
Game One Key Turn

My first game was against Ryan and the Imperial Guard army he apparently borrowed as his wasn’t quite ready in time.  I think I benefited a bit from his unfamiliarity with the army, but I’m usually unfamiliar with mine and I got very little sleep prior to Astronomi-con as usual, so things were pretty even.  Lost Patrol is a mission where both players have one troop choice that starts on the opposite side of the board and needs to make it to the other side alive.

Unfortunately you can’t actually escape off the end of the board you have to hunker down and wait for the game to end.

We both put footsloggers on the board, me because all my troops were on foot officially and Ryan seemed to think his Veterans were versatile enough to adapt to whatever faced them.  Reserve rolls can be crucial at Astro, I’ve lost games because literally half my army either never showed up at all or didn’t show up until after the enemy had completed his mission.  I think I may have been a bit luckier than Ryan at Reserve rolls but I wasn’t lucky, lucky.  I’m never lucky at rolling dice.

George showed up early and possessed Clamitius.  He then ran towards the Imperial guard forces trying to kill the Lost Patrol which consisted of an Infantry squad and a Leman Russ Punisher.  Ryan stopped shooting at my Lost Patrol to try and kill George which he ultimately accomplished but I was a bit surprised, as completing the mission is of the utmost at Astro.

Ryan also had some Scout Sentinels outflank between the Lost Patrol and my table edge at some point.  I had my Khorne Lord and the Obliterator on that side.  Hunting down his Lost Patrol were the foot slogging Nefarious Fire and eventually much more effectively the Chosen in their rhino.

I charged the Scout Sentinels with the Lost Patrol after killing one with shooting.  I used my Krak grenades to destroy the other and advance eight crucial inches up the board.  Ryan advanced the Punisher and another squad of Guard in a Chimera.  He killed my Obliterator at some point.

While all this was going on, the other Leman Russ, a Vanquisher, was shooting at my Landraider which was shooting back.  He repeatedly missed or failed to penetrate my armour value 14.  I concentrated on using cover and getting over to where my Lost Patrol was to protect and shield it.   My Chosen caught up to his Lost Patrol on foot just before they could get into the Chimera he had driven empty towards them.  I used my combi-weapons and what not to kill all but one Imperial Guardsmen.

He escaped and the Chosen fought a different Imperial Guard Squad instead next turn as they got in the way.  My Lord hooked up with my Lost Patrol and acted as a human shield to a degree.  The Lost Patrol headed away from the Punisher with the Landraider eventually killing it perhaps.  Then the game ended and I got 300 extra Victory Points for getting my Lost Patrol to my side of the board.  This mattered as it turned a probable tie into a victory and I picked up two secondary objectives scoring 12 big points! This was perhaps my best Astro result ever and certainly my best start.  Then it was lunch time.

We went to the Pit Pub for lunch.  I actually ate with the folks from A-Club and Relic Entertainment.  Maybe I’ll have to apply to Relic yet again.  It isn’t like I don’t know people who work there or am not familiar with the IP they work with…

Game Two: Intermission VS Nick Daniels Imperial Guard

So as already mentioned I lost to Nick Daniels and using those easy 13 points he went on to win Best Overall. Once in Ottawa someone got mad as they lost a tournament of Silent Death because the other guy drew me in the semi-finals and I was considered too easy of a victory, giving up too many points or whatever…  I try to win.  I just don’t try as hard as some people.

My forces advance and route Guard


I lost to Nick because I couldn’t deal with his Vendetta or more specifically the Veterans inside his flying transports with all the Melta Guns.  In future I think the solution is to stay in your transports until the veterans are on the table top.  Little known fact, you can shoot a melta gun out of rhino, so it isn’t like I absolutely have to get out at the first opportunity.  In the olden days Rhinos were a bit of a death trap, no more especially for Fearless troops like Plaguemarines.

Imperial Reinforcements Arrive
Imperial Reinforcements Arrive

We won’t go in to details on the ineffectualness of my Lascannons.  I still could have won as I concentrated on getting my Landraider of Pain across the board and my Lord into H2H.  I proceeded to kill or route all the guardsmen I could.  Then the Ogryns arrived and shot up and charged my HQ and retinue.  Even George had no luck against them.  Literally no luck. My sorcerer isn’t Fearless and ran after the Ogryns won the first round of H2H.  Neither him nor the Lord were really wounded…  I still had my powerfist champion too I believe.

The Dreaded Ogryns Arrive
The Dreaded Ogryns Arrive
Ogryns VS George
Ogryns VS George

I didn’t get too hurt at all in H2H early on.  Next round of H2H my Lord didn’t get to even go as he rolled three ones out of seven dice as Nick concentrated on killing him and I dutifully failed just enough armor saves to die.  That said I liked having terminator armour, I’m not sure I’ll run a terminator lord again, but some Khorne or Undivided Terminators will be definitely painted up.  With my Lord dead and most of Gangrene Squad, George showed up and had to fight alone against the Ogryns.  I might have ended up killing an Ogryn or maybe two but in general I got stomped in H2H by Imperial Guard Ogryns.

The game was over now and Nick flew a Vendetta around to kill my last man.  I did kill the Stormtroopers but my Chosen were killed by his Veterans in H2H possibly and my Landraider was destroyed by the Leman Russes or the last surviving Imperial Guard and their Lascannon.  I can’t remember what I scored, 2 maybe.  This gave me 14 points total after two games which should be about average.  I then drew the Americans…

Game Three: Truck Convoy VS Otto’s Grey and Purple Blood Angels

Truck Convoy is a fun mission and wasn’t Victory Points based.  I try hard to accomplish the mission, so Victory Points games are not to my favour, but I had two so far.  For the longest time it looked like we would tie with two canisters each.

Game 3 Deployment
Game 3 Deployment

Then he transferred his canisters from his jump pack armed guys to his tactical squad guys after I said he could totally do that.  Then the jump pack guys jumped into the fray around my second canister.  I got my first canister with George and though we were a bit confused at first this wasn’t a bad strategy as basically he carried it away while the Loyalists shot as much as they could at him.

I put my chosen in front of the truck convoy but I think that was a mistake.  The trucks move randomly and perhaps I should have used the Chosen more aggressively to take the fight to the enemy, that was Otto’s post-game suggestion.  What ended up happening is we disabled two trucks, destroyed two trucks and their canister, and severely damaged two trucks.  Two trucks were on his side and two were in the middle close enough for me to walk to.

George eventually died and the Obliterator couldn’t pick up the canister so Syphilis had to grab it.  I spent a lot of effort, way too much effort trying to kill the Baal Predator with it’s four re-rolling shots a turn.  He also had a bunch of razorbacks with heavy bolters shooting at George.  My Landraider missed or failed to destroy the Baal Predator too many times and then due to all the carnage couldn’t do much the rest of the game.  I should have deployed it more centrally.  Things arrived from reserves that weren’t on foot, only footsloggers could start the game on the board.  So there are advantages to being on foot in some missions.

George gets a canister
George gets a canister

Gangrene got my second canister and then were charged by a Sanguinary Priest and friends.  Sanguinary Priests are annoying and cheap at 50 points and my opponent had three of them.  My Lord got rid of one maybe even two.  But Gangrene had to drop the canister and was gradually killed off.  The Nefarious Fire ran up saved the Lord from being dragged down by weight of numbers, but even if the canister is at your feet you can only pick it up at the end of your movement phase, not during consolidation.  So I had to stand where I was and wait for more Blood Angels to attack.  More shots were also sent towards this canister as the game went on.

Chaos advances on ruined trucks
Chaos advances on ruined trucks

Eventually it became clear that even going to seven turns I would never be allowed to pick up the canister even if I killed every Blood Angel that came near.  So my Lord actually left guarding the canister and tried to kill tactical marines with his combi-bolter.  There were only five tactical marines holding two canisters, but they were behind ruined rhinos, trucks, and all sorts of other stuff so my army on the right most importantly the Landraider couldn’t get a bead on them.  The game ended and I lost 1 canister to 2.

H2H Hoe Down around the key canister
H2H Hoe Down around the key canister

I forget how many points I had but not many, maybe 4 for my efforts giving me about 18 after day one.  Very middle of the road if not in the bottom half.  After the traditional pub diner I went home uploaded photos to Flickr and fell asleep.

Game Four: Hammer and Ambul VS James’s Tyranids

James gave me a ride home and to the tournament so it was odd we drew each other.  I lost this game, which was once again Victory Points based and the reason I lost, besides the fact that George, the Khorne Lord, and Sorcerer proved no match for the Tyranids in H2H, was deployment.  I won the roll and chose to stay on the side I was on and go first.  I thought this would give me an extra turn to shoot at the Tyranids.  I deployed across the width of the board, put the Sorcerer with Gangrene on the left flank the Khorne Lord with the Nefarious Fire on the right flank so as his outflankers and deep strikers would have to fight one of them.

Game 4 Deployment
Game 4 Deployment

He chose to refuse flank and set up most of his army in the far left third of the board.  The Ambuls we played a bit wrong and they had no real effect on the game.  He kept giving Feel No Pain to his 24 strong unit of Hormaguants and they were in cover on the one turn I got to shoot at them.  I killed one or two.

Things get messy
Things get messy

The Landraider and the Obliterator concentrated their Lascanons on the easier to kill big bug, the Tervigon.  I ultimately killed it but it was too late, it made the Hormaguants game winners who along with the Swarmlord and the Trygon Prime I had no real good solution for.  His Gargoyle’s died while deep striking and my outflanking Chosen majorly whiffed.  They arrived got out and blasted the Hormaguants missing with three of the combi-meltas and failing to wound with the fourth.

Next year I won’t have four combi-meltas.  I still like Chosen but the combi-meltas in the Rhino was not an improvement.  I think I’d rather be on foot so I have the option of Infiltrating or Outflanking.

George tries his luck
George tries his luck

Anyway the Sorcerer was a total failure, failing to cast his spell and causing himself a wound.  I think I even shot the Landraider at the Hormaguants.  They got to charge Gangrene and and even the arrival of George for the Chosen Champion didn’t do much.  James complained that I died too slow, but the fact I was going to die was inevitable.  My centre also fell with the Zoanthropes getting in range of the Landraider and promptly destroying it.  I should have shot at them more I guess.  But the Feel No Pain was really making a difference so I concentrated on the Tervigon which meant the Zoanthropes got to make it in range.  I killed one early on but then the giant Mycetic Spore and the Termagant Brood drew my attention.  I eventually killed both, but by then I’d lost the left flank and my Land Raider.

Chaos still stands defiant
Chaos still stands defiant

My Obliterator was next to go as the Tervigon ate it.  I almost killed the Tervigon got it down to one wound remaining.  It should have died as the Nefarious Fire poured fire into it.  But then it spawned more Termagants.  Eventually the Nids got into H2H with my right flank and the Trygon Prime was too much for the Khorne Lord.  I actually concentrated on killing the little bugs as I knew I was going to lose H2H with the big bug and I’d get an extra point if I killed all his troop choices.

James was unable to kill all my Nefarious Fire Chaos Space Marines before the game ended.  In future against the Nids I will either castle in a corner or set up my entire army in the middle.  Of course my future armies will be a lot different but I still favour H2H over shooting as generally Chaos is not the shootiest army around.

Game Five: Sink or Swim VS Devon’s Imperial Guard

Game 5 Deployment
Game 5 Deployment

If you hadn’t guess it yet, Imperial Guard was the most popular army this year at Astro.  I counted seven or so.  Even putting all the loyalists marines together they didn’t have as many and I was the only Chaos Codex user and brought the only Daemon.  There were no Daemon armies, no Sisters, no Space Wolves, but every other army was represented.

Devon’s Imperial Guard was different than Nick’s or Ryan’s but like Nick he had two flyers, one Vendetta and one Valkyrie I’ve been informed.  His troops were all Veteran squads either in Chimeras or Vendettas.  He had two special characters, Marbo and one of the super Sargents.  Marbo appeared in my backfield threw his demo charge and killed four or five plaguemarines.  Then I moved away from him and ignored him until he charged me.

Syphilis faces down a Vendetta
Syphilis faces down a Vendetta

Devon also dropped off a Veteran squad in front of my Landraider filled with Pain.  They of course rolled double ones for their charge roll through the rocks and never got to use their melta bombs or whatever on the Landraider.  I shot at them a lot but they went to ground and survived.  This was on the left Flank, on the Right Flank and the other side of the river things were going better for Devon.

Avoid and ignore Marbo
Avoid and ignore Marbo

The other flying transport plus the Leman Russ killed the Nefarious Fire squad quite rapidly even though they were in cover.  The final model actually ran off the table.  This mission was table quarters and I knew I could never take all four but the plan was to hold the Right Flank with the Nefarious Fire and the Left Flank with Syphilis while advancing in the Landraider of Pain into the Imperial ranks.

Marbo and the super aggressive veterans and of course the Vendetta and Valkyrie gave me problems.  Eventually Syphilis charged his Veterans.  Devon also had a Bane Wolf which I tried to kill before it reached my lines but all I could do was shake it or something.  When I realized all the melta bombs and another demo charge were on my doorstep I made killing those Veterans the priority.  Syphilis came through.

Melta guns dispatch Vendetta
Melta guns dispatch Vendetta

I roared the Landraider forward disembarked Gangrene and melted the Vendetta with point blank fire.  This is the way to get rid of Vendettas.  Stay in your transport and drive right at them.  Make em run or die.

Damaged rhino advances
Damaged rhino advances

My Chosen showed up at some point on the far flank and had to drive through the river.  Devon shot them a pile, but with the Lascannon Vendetta dead he had to use Chimeras.  A couple of his Chimeras got stuck moving through difficult terrain which was nice, but still there was four tanks in cover I had to deal with.

I totally lost my right table quarter and eventually abandoned my left one after melting the Balewolf and beating down Marbo.  I got back in the Landraider and drove towards the enemy.  Occasionally I’d shoot at the Leman Russ or it would shoot at me, but eventually it retreated.  He couldn’t stop the Rhino and the Landraider was too much for him.

Chaos prepares to slaughter
Chaos prepares to slaughter

The Chosen got out and roasted one Chimera.  George showed up too.  The Chosen took a beating in return fire but the lone survivor and George killed the Imperial Guard opposing them in H2H next turn.  I split up Gangrene and my Lord.  The Khorne Lord went and knocked on the Leman Russ while the rest of the Landraider of Pain dealt with another Chimera.  I didn’t succeed in killing the Leman Russ the first round, but I immobilized it which was almost as good.  The Chimeras and Guardsmen were no match for the Plaguemarines and the Sorcerer.

Chaos arrives at the Imperial lines
Chaos arrives at the Imperial lines

George ran into the far right quarter and I drove the rhino there too.  After killing the Leman Russ the Lord got back into the Landraider and drove into my home quarter.  In the last turn I even shot down the other flyer with a Lascanon.  The game ended and I won two table quarters to one, with one being contested.  This along with my hard work crossing the table and killing off other stuff of his earned me 13, full points.

You’d think I was on a roll…

Game Six: Hill 0.25 VS Ryan’s Necrons

This army was more than a little annoying/frustrating to play against.  I didn’t get an army list to keep but the army consisted of the Deceiver and two Pyramids, six Destroyers, and two smallish squads of actual necrons.  There was also six scarab swarms I believe.  The mission was table quarters with the big hill in the middle counting as a fifth table quarter.  I did some Googling and Ryan has a blog but he needs a better online handle if you ask me…

The plan was to drive down the road with the Landraider and kill the necrons and let them warp out.  I didn’t plan to put much effort into killing the pylons or the god.  It was a good plan made better when one Pyramid immobilized itself scouting of all things.  The C’Tan started over the hill and the Landraider got on the road.

Ramming speed Mr. Sulu
Ramming speed Mr. Sulu

Unfortunately the second Pyramid blocked the road so I decided to ram it.  I knew they were hard to kill, but just how hard… Lascannons, Chainfists, Monsterous Creatures, even Melta Guns at point blank couldn’t scratch it.  The living metal rule taking away the second dice of penetration is harsh.  My best hope was the Chainfist Lord but he kept moving the Pyramid a half inch.

Knock, Knock!
Knock, Knock!

Meanwhile the C’Tan killed Syphilis, they tried to shoot him, and five point blank plasma shots all hitting ultimately did nothing.  The Destroyers killed the Nefarious Fire pretty much.  The Chosen and George arrived.  I actually possessed Bob the Necessary Evil because I though George might be able to hurt the Pyramid.  Alas he couldn’t at all despite being a Greater Daemon as he only had Strength six! I shouldn’t have even tried to kill the Pyramid,  I should have risked the difficult terrain test and drove through the forest.  However it was very much in my way.

I was going to get back into the landraider after two, no three turns of futility but then the giant blast of the Pyramid immobilized my tank.  This ruined whatever hope I had of winning.  The sorcerer finally got out.  George had already run off but was cut off by the scarab swarms so he pasted ’em.  The actual Necrons kept moving around in difficult terrain undecided whether they wanted to advance and shoot or run and hide.  Eventually they blasted George to death when he was about an inch away from them.  I also sent my last living Plaguemarine towards the Necrons.

Chosen arrive on the wrong flank
Chosen arrive on the wrong flank

The C’Tan eventually destroyed the Landraider when he was done with Syphilis.  The Destroyers made quite a few we’ll be backs, the Chosen totally failed to do much and got killed by Destroyer return fire.  If they had appeared on the other flank the game would have gone a lot differently. My opponent tried to say I couldn’t outflank for some reason but of course I can enter the game outflanking in a rhino…

Close but no cigar
Close but no cigar

Although George failed to reach the Necrons the last Plaguemarine did, he killed one with melta gun then killed another with his bare hands.  I made my armor and feel no pain saves.  So the Necron player lost combat by one, he broke and the superior Plaguemarine Initiative enabled me to run him down.  That is right one Plaguemarine killed 12 Necrons in a single turn. The way to beat Necrons is definitely to get into H2H with the regular robots.

The Pyramid backed up making room for lots of shots to hit my surviving three models, then the C’Tan charged the last survivor and the game was over.  I scored zero tournament points.

Guess who won?
Guess who won?

That is right I went from doing the best possible to the worst possible in back to back games.  I didn’t suddenly become an idiot during the 30 minute break so it shows you just how much matchups and missions matter, not to mention terrainPaying attention ‘Ard Boyz aficionados down South? I was a bit unlucky not to kill the Pyramid perhaps I had 15 chainfist attacks several lascannons and two meltaguns…  Oh well next year.

None shall live!
None shall live!

I’ve already got two army lists to work towards but my main goal is to work on the trench table.  I don’t mind entering an army consisting of whatever I have painted in my display case at the time, but I’d like to paint my Servants of Decay army or at least a few new options for my Chaos Space Marines.  I actually have four vehicle models to paint as I won a Forgeworld Khorne model, this was forgotten in Winnipeg, but was a very desired door prize.  I only had four or five tickets in the bag, others may have had twenty or more.  Some people spend a lot of money buying extra tickets to try and win some of the better donated door prizes.  My new target CSM army list includes Bezererkers as I need them in order to field my new Blood Slaughter.

We’ll see just how much painting I can get done over the course of the next year or so.  I badly need a job and still am in a running for a few, so hopefully my job search is finally at an end.

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